My evil twin is real

I am going to stop typing my random thoughts post while I am extremely sleepy. I just re-read it. But I really do have a evil twin and she is such a heifer.
She does mean things to my hubby like hide the remote and then laugh she hard that it hurts my stomach while he looks for it.
She even hides the mail because she knows that he is gonna freak if he can't find it. Then puts it somewhere he already looked for it so he thinks he is crazy.

She is the reason that I am frantically looking for a job because I can control her when I have things to do but when boredom sets in...